please sir, you’re our only hope to save democracy.
I like this man, he’s a winner!
You’ve just lost your Lathe privileges until November.
The only way for the dems to win my vote is to make Ilhan Omar the nominee
The only way for the dems to win my vote is to make Ilhan Omar’s daughter the nominee and give her a gundam
Basically Futurama Nixon after he wins.
And her daughter will be running her admin (she’s a commie)
I’ve already secured the funding for this.
Well, he is the president Americans deserve. I don’t know who is more representative of the American soul though, Musk or Trump. They’re both so American.
Zelinskyyyyyy is running
He surrenders in Ukraine, moves to the US, becomes US president, the CIA has him sign his own assassination order.
The supreme court gave Biden the power to make this happen
Thought it would be Obama tbh
I’m saying this: Chelsea Clinton.
Not even as a joke
