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minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45arrow-down6·4 months agoBeing scalded to death in a vat of boiling toothpaste that you are dipped into head-first while being held by clamps attached to your toes would certainly be far less pleasant. Especially if it was that bubble gum toothpaste they give to kids.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·4 months agoWhy are you people down voting this? That is indeed a much worse way to die. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE TRUTH?
minus-squarepeopleproblems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·4 months agoI’m pretending that they downvoted it because they were horrified he could come up with something so horrifying.
Being scalded to death in a vat of boiling toothpaste that you are dipped into head-first while being held by clamps attached to your toes would certainly be far less pleasant.
Especially if it was that bubble gum toothpaste they give to kids.
Why are you people down voting this? That is indeed a much worse way to die. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE TRUTH?
I’m pretending that they downvoted it because they were horrified he could come up with something so horrifying.