It is hard to imagine that there was not someone inside of Nike that lost their faith in humanity when the pitch for these things was originally taking off.

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    How did you post this comment?

    Were you using an app?

    Edit: humour is lost on the humourless

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      There isn’t one app to post to Lemmy, there’s a dozen. And they’re open source mostly. And there’s a web page. And you can self-host a fediverse node. And ActivityPub is an open standard. And and and.

      Now if this was Reddit, you might be closer to the mark.

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      How did you post this comment? // Were you using an app?

      Please refer to the context when interpreting what others say dammit. Your questions stink “ackshyually lol lmao” from a distance.

      The OP is talking about sneakers unnecessarily requiring an “app”; in this context, Farts’ “anything” should be interpreted as “physical goods” (like sneakers), not “internet services that may be accessed through a browser or specialised software” (like Lemmy).

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        2 months ago

        I’m sorry oh mighty one.

        I’ll go and enjoy the pun over here while you try to figure out if what I wrote was intentionally funny or accidentally funny, or funny at all. Social ques are hard aren’t they.

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            Ya a little late to the game buddy. Convo is a day old at this point.

            But thanks for trying

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          Cut off the crap.

          “Ackshyually I was totally joking! Yeah, it was a joke! You’re just too stupid to get the clue” doesn’t work if there’s no clue that it’s a joke on first place, no matter if you rephrase it with Reddit style passive aggressiveness.

          Please do everyone in Lemmy a favour and stay in Reddit. You’ll be in more suitable company.