pls compost your poop ty
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As I write this, I unironically have a gentle stream of warm water cleansing my balloon knot.
Edit: just wiped to dry, no poop. Also, it primes the warm water line for when I wash my hands.
Bidets are bad because after you get one you will never want to poop anywhere else again
Nintendo Poopcube
And this, THIS is what I call the NINTENDO SHITCUBE
Reported for sectarianism. Not cool.
Absolutely not, no fuck you, I need to be clean
EDIT: I’m sorry I said fuck you, I know this is just a shitpost
thesis: bidets are good
antithesis: bidets are bad, compost toilets are good
synthesis: compost toilet WITH a bidet
Then it fills up with water quickly, right?
not if you get one of those handheld sprayers (or a hose I guess) and stand up
now i have to pee on someone else’s poo because of woke
I’m going to set up a compost toilet on my balcony
My new bidet just arrived, installing it in a few minutes. Will be taking luxurious poos by the end of the work day!
Why not a bidet to minimize toilet paper use and a compost toilet to recycle your doodoo?
In other words, porque no los dos?
And so the Communist Party (Marxist-Leninist-Bidetist) and the Communist Party (Marxist-Leninist-Maoist-Composting-Toiletist) were merged, satisfying the requirements of the Comintern
I got a portable bidet just this week because of how insufferable it is to poop anywhere outside my home.
Retvrn to ovthovse
Where is the drinking faucet on that box?
