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A “My Little Resume” in the style of My Little Pony, with some sections redacted.
Rough OCR:
This little pony went to in He graduated with highest honors and even received a departmental award for academic excellence! While at he cultivated an ongoing love for…
Computer Science & Mathematics!
For two years he worked as a tutor for the Computer Science department. He loves passing on his knowledge and getting everyone excited about computer science!
One summer he worked for the National Institute of Standards and Technology. He developed an online tool for analyzing thermal neutron triple-axis spectrometry data. He even had his very own nuclear reactor to play with!
The next year he had an Extreme Blue internship with IBM. He worked with a team of interns at the Almaden Research Center to develop technology related to online shopping. But he’s not allowed to talk about it too much! (He signed a non-disclosure)
After graduation he galloped off to work as a radio DJ, and freelance web developer. He produces stunning, high quality websites for all the nice ponies hanging out in the
For a few months he dabbled in domestication, working for a startup in San Francisco called. He spearheaded major projects, infrastructure upgrades and code cleaning frenzies while ensuring that thousands of hardworking ponies got quality, catered lunches of grains, oats, and grasses every day! The daily plough just wasn’t for him though, so he threw off the bit and bridle and galloped back to He still does contract work for on other companies on occasion, and in the fall he’ll be heading off to a computer science Ph.D. program at the University of Washington!
The adventure is far from over… What will this little pony do next, who knows??
Pony Stats
Education
School: '12
Major: Computer Science
Minor: Mathematics
GPA: 3.74
Major GPA: 3.98
Favorites
Languages: C, Python
Editor: Vim
Subjects: Machine Learning, Computer Vision, Compilers
Awards/Achievements
Academic Achievement
Place at ACM-ICPC BOSPRE 2 years in a row, at NE North American Regionals in 2010
Top 5% in Give Me Some Credit, kaggle.com’s largest ML competition to date
Plot twist, he is applying for the job of Creative Director at My Little Pony
That is the only time I see this abomination not getting instantly shredded. Nobody wants this on their desk, unless they put it in a folder for examples of what not to do.
Is work in an HR department so dull that you can’t even admire that little sillyness in your othewise probablyquite boring job?
I fear much of the fun will be lost in Applicant Tracking System’s translation to plain text :(
I have never met an HR person that appreciates silliness. Don’t think they exist.
This resume is far from a little silliness. It punched through silliness and came out the other side, making you question wtf the creator is thinking. Are they sabotaging their own job application intentionally? Are they so deep into the pony stuff that they think it’s normal?