We can’t take you seriously as a harbinger of death or the senior customer support supervisor when your belt and shoes don’t even match, Harold.
no secondary grip
snath doesn’t match his wingspan
weird handle wrap prevents solid handhold
blade too dull for mowing down even the Dilbertiest peons
Only business this amateur’s gonna be reaping is overtime pay for a physical therapist.
Dr Phil?
Dr. Kill
Removed by mod
When my manager retired, we found at his desk pieces of transparent plastic, once used for calibrating a oculometer, fashioned together into a spear. We now consider it an exotic weapon, and is currently weild by one of our senior developers.
I might have some troubles through security gates
Man, i miss Obvious Plant
No black cowl? No skeleton hands to point with and terrify? No voice changer with background thunder and lightning sounds? What a gyp.
No black cowl? No hand skeletons to point with and terrify? No voice changer with background thunder and lightning sounds? What a gyp.
I need that
It makes my morning to see obvious plant here on Lemmy!
will this finally force my boss to respect my human rights?
Did someone say downsizing?!
In dealing with business i prefer sickle. And hammer.
