Donald Trump has cut short a Florida golf trip to urgently assemble a short-list of misogynistic and racist slurs for likely Presidential candidate Kamala Harris.
I wanna see “Dark Kamala” just like “Dark Brandon” but when I say it aloud it sounds terribly racist. What’s a good “Dark Brandon” style term of endearment for her “go get em” side?
Mommyla?
Kamala “Hot Tamales” Harris?
Kamalameha?
Ok, now I feel like I’m getting off track…
I wanna see “Dark Kamala” just like “Dark Brandon” but when I say it aloud it sounds terribly racist. What’s a good “Dark Brandon” style term of endearment for her “go get em” side?
Kickass Kamala?
Killer Queen Kamala, given SCOTUS fuckup? (Dynamite with a [Jewish] laser beam.)
Dynamite Kamala?
Or
Ma Harris?
I think Mama Harris is sufficiently imposing for a blasian woman
Ma ma ma Ma Ma Harris She though she should run Ma ma ma ma Ma Harris Against sleazy Don
Sleepy Don didn’t know what to do Ma ma ma Ma Ma Harris Made him fill his diapers with poo
Ma ma ma Ma Ma Harris She’s coming for you
What’s an old fart felon like Don going to doooo?
Kabala like cabal?
Kamehamehamala “dragon balls” Harris?
Damn it… Yeah, that’s a lot better.