Three women each bet $1000 on which husband has the weirdest fetish.

The first says: To get excited, we go to a high school and I put on a cheerleader uniform and act like a 17 year old.

The second says: Boring. To get erect, my husband goes to a furniture store and fornicates with the sofas.

The last says: So lame. My husband paints his face orange and brags that his penis is not a mushroom and his hands are big. Give me the money. We’re broke.