Three women each bet $1000 on which husband has the weirdest fetish.

The first says: To get excited, we go to a high school and I put on a cheerleader uniform and act like a 17 year old.

The second says: Boring. To get erect, my husband goes to a furniture store and fornicates with the sofas.

The last says: So lame. My husband paints his face orange and brags that his penis is not a mushroom and his hands are big. Give me the money. We’re broke.

  • iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org
    21·
    2 months ago

    So, is the first one basically any member of the Republican party? Or is it specifically Matt Gaetz or some other nom du jour of conservative paedophilia?

    I honestly can’t keep up with the amount of unindicted criminals in the GOP’s ranks.

    • profdc9@lemmy.worldOP
      141·
      2 months ago

      I was thinking of Matt Gaetz but yes there are many similar Republicans. And yes, I was setting up the rule of threes.

      • iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org
        6·
        2 months ago

        Oh yeah lol it definitely needs three. I was just wondering because the last two are so easily identifiable and the first could apply to quite a few.

    • Dagwood222@lemm.ee
      5·
      2 months ago

      It’s just a set up following the famous ‘Rule of Threes*’ in humor.

      *The idea is that most jokes just work better with three people. Rabbi, priest, and vicar; blonde, brunette, and redhead; soldier, sailor, and Marine; Englishman, Irishman, and a Scotsman

      edit = I completely for got about Gaetz. There are so many pervs in the GOP it just seemed generic.