Three women each bet $1000 on which husband has the weirdest fetish.
The first says: To get excited, we go to a high school and I put on a cheerleader uniform and act like a 17 year old.
The second says: Boring. To get erect, my husband goes to a furniture store and fornicates with the sofas.
The last says: So lame. My husband paints his face orange and brags that his penis is not a mushroom and his hands are big. Give me the money. We’re broke.
It’s just a set up following the famous ‘Rule of Threes*’ in humor.
*The idea is that most jokes just work better with three people. Rabbi, priest, and vicar; blonde, brunette, and redhead; soldier, sailor, and Marine; Englishman, Irishman, and a Scotsman
edit = I completely for got about Gaetz. There are so many pervs in the GOP it just seemed generic.
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