Three women each bet $1000 on which husband has the weirdest fetish.
The first says: To get excited, we go to a high school and I put on a cheerleader uniform and act like a 17 year old.
The second says: Boring. To get erect, my husband goes to a furniture store and fornicates with the sofas.
The last says: So lame. My husband paints his face orange and brags that his penis is not a mushroom and his hands are big. Give me the money. We’re broke.
So, is the first one basically any member of the Republican party? Or is it specifically Matt Gaetz or some other nom du jour of conservative paedophilia?
I honestly can’t keep up with the amount of unindicted criminals in the GOP’s ranks.
I was thinking of Matt Gaetz but yes there are many similar Republicans. And yes, I was setting up the rule of threes.
Oh yeah lol it definitely needs three. I was just wondering because the last two are so easily identifiable and the first could apply to quite a few.
It’s just a set up following the famous ‘Rule of Threes*’ in humor.
*The idea is that most jokes just work better with three people. Rabbi, priest, and vicar; blonde, brunette, and redhead; soldier, sailor, and Marine; Englishman, Irishman, and a Scotsman
edit = I completely for got about Gaetz. There are so many pervs in the GOP it just seemed generic.
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