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I think the hexbear party line is that the only good reason to join the military in a western nation is to frag officers

No more half measures, walter

joined one day ago

How do you do fellow leftists

Depends entirely on “what military?”

Do you work for MI6 or whatever they call them in britland

Hey if you pay me, I’ll return to the fatherland and join you in the trenches payid: 8168008135

Currently practicing saying “oi guvnuh, got me chippy oil all over me jumper” so I can trick the SAS into accepting me

the posting power is strong with this one

Why join the cops? Just show up to a protest and “accidentally” hit one of them in the back of the head with a brick. And then in the balls.

…oh, that already happened? Never mind then.