octopus_ink@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoMan who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaintlawandcrime.comexternal-linkmessage-square125fedilinkarrow-up11.08Karrow-down117
arrow-up11.06Karrow-down1external-linkMan who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaintlawandcrime.comoctopus_ink@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square125fedilink
minus-squareqx128@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up143·3 months agoTurns out violent threats are not protected speech under the first amendment. Who knew?! Fuck around and find out.
minus-squareZombiepirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63·3 months ago“Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append ‘in Minecraft,’ to his statement.”
minus-squaremorphballganon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·3 months agoHe specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?
minus-squareZombiepirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·3 months agoI’ve been told there are mods for everything.
minus-squareDoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·3 months agoThey are if you’re in Congress
minus-squareqx128@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 months agoOof. Sadly, events of the last few years support your statement. 🙄
minus-squareThe_v@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoUp to 5 years to think about it.
Turns out violent threats are not protected speech under the first amendment. Who knew?!
Fuck around and find out.
“Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append ‘in Minecraft,’ to his statement.”
He specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?
I’ve been told there are mods for everything.
They are if you’re in Congress
Oof. Sadly, events of the last few years support your statement. 🙄
Up to 5 years to think about it.