sorry, if my job ever provided me with catered lunches and on the last day I get to pick what I want, I’m getting something that I love but am usually too lazy to make myself unless I have the day off. like some kinda etouffee or smoked BBQ. something a bunch of people can get in on and remember… “that guy was an asshole, but he knew how to eat”.

god tier legacy.

100% not going out with some b.s. I could get out of a fridge myself. that’s more like lunch for my first day off the job.