The Borderlands movie tried to split the difference between a PG-13 rating and original story appealing to a more general audience. But they were not interested
The Borderlands movie tried to split the difference between a PG-13 rating and original story appealing to a more general audience. But they were not interested
The second I saw Kevin Hart, I was done. I’m just not a fan.
I don’t dislike Kevin Hart when he’s appropriate for the role. But Roland is not a role that Kevin Hart should play. Unless he was going to perform differently than every other role I’ve seen him in, he’s not the right fit.
He did perform it differently and it lacks everything that makes Kevin Hart a decent watch.
But, honestly, not the worst part of the movie.
What WAS to you?
Imagine a neapolitan ice cream. You’ve got three flavors, strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate. So you dig in and find out that it’s dyed shit. Pink shit, white shit, and… Brown shit. It’s all shit, right?
Kidding, the script and directing was the worst. Each individual actor could not be the worst because the writing and directing were all of them. All three flavors of shit.
I’m at least happy it wasn’t the rock
He would be a better Roland than Kevin
Man, no. They cut out Brick and Mordecai! The Rock was born to play Brick! You mostly just yell angrily and be big!
I just can’t stand him
No fuck that cunt.