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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

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'Cause every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago
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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    He should have shown her the old timey dirigible I assume he arrived in. Bitches love dirigibles…

    • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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      They would use him for an insta pic and then take it on the arches.

  • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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    Was she real, or just a mercury induced hallucination?

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      9 months ago

      Or maybe absinthe?

      • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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        Imaginary green fairy girls’ butocks aren’t affected by gravity

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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    It helps to own a steel mill… all the steel mills

    • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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      And all the railroads. And a company town named after you.

  • kitnaht@lemmy.worldBanned
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    Legit I know some nerrrrdy girls he’d catch with this.

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      Assuming this post is not satire, I get the impression he doesn’t want nerdy girls but non-nerdy cheerleader/sorority types. But I think this is a joke.

      • kitnaht@lemmy.worldBanned
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        Been in his position once in my life; guys like this will take any girl - they’re starved for attention at all.

  • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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    Ladies, you are missing a true gentleman right here. This guy can make banks error in your favor and allow you to collect $200 every time you pass Go.

  • dalekcaan@lemm.ee
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    Why don’t girls ever go for the Victorian bank clerk? 😔

    • Wild Bill
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      Don’t misspeak. Some of us certainly do!

      • blackluster117@possumpat.io
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        9 months ago

        This brings a whole new context to your Everett True posts.

  • Cyborganism@lemmy.ca
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    That guy would get so laid at a steampunk convention.

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    I’ll give the kid an A for effort, but this is pretty cobbled together and clearly not tailored correctly. See if you really wants to look sharp, needs to go for a full ass suit and then match the hat to that, rather than a slightly mismatched piecemeal ensemble.

    Also he should then throw that in the fire because a t-shirt and jeans are better than class warfare in clothing form.

    • zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
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      needs to go for a full ass suit

      What’s an ass suit?

      • Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip
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        NSFW so now embedding it

        https://kagi.com/proxy/image_02371576-eb23-4446-b16a-fdb0f79fef4a_1024x1024.jpg?c=zMaN1zHjD7UUlmP2ugyA_VrdnTkykBnkwQ6vys62ZKDyN-2A_5ePw_xiBe-w6viB3De5_vJ6piBZ8uNCIB2gNwFtkDfrGT0it1GEsGL0YDBmZdFK_vQPu38FdEyY0QTmWyUV2MxetX9s3HEeUrs5l0FHC71NIm_-OyE3pCvmudUdiq6NJYkO2kVSycGb7_gL

  • 2ugly2live@lemmy.world
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    I mean, fit is kinda clean 👀

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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    There used to be a guy at all the nightclub techno scene events I went to which dressed like a 1920’s mobster. Never saw him pull a flapper tho

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    Idk man, his fit goes harder than any jock’s imo.

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      Yeah, these kind of posts always feel kinda mean if it’s not him that’s put that caption.

      People who aren’t conventionally attractive are allowed to have a sense of style and wear fun clothes too.

      Everett True wouldn’t put up with this shit

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    The outfit suggests personality but the whining suggests desperate, thirsty, attention whore. Probably should work on that.

  • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
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    Then stop wearing one and let the ladies have their fun!

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