Have you tried removing the toilet seat 1 hour after your wife goes to bed, so that when she gets up to pee at 2am and doesn’t turn on the light, she falls in?
Then you burst in, snap a pic, and upload it to your instagram with the caption “I keep the bitches pussy wet!”
If marriage isn’t annoying your spouse with your nonsense on a daily basis then I dont know what marriage is.
My wife is nearly annoy proof. If I texted that, she would get all warm and fuzzy.
Sounds like your wife is keeping the Live, Laugh, Love pillow manufacturers in business.
“Why fit in when you’re born to stand out?”
Baaaaaaby ruuuuuuuth~~~
It doesn’t matter what comes, fresh goes better in life!
I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight!
Hot dogs. Armor hot dogs!
Have you tried removing the toilet seat 1 hour after your wife goes to bed, so that when she gets up to pee at 2am and doesn’t turn on the light, she falls in?
Then you burst in, snap a pic, and upload it to your instagram with the caption “I keep the bitches pussy wet!”
Maybe THAT will annoy her?
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Don’t think they were being serious
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What? You don’t love cutting their hair while they’re sleeping?
Well we cant have that, of course. You need to try some new tactics.
Texting my spouse in another country with random nonsense, even though with our data plan, it’s $0.10 a text.
Can’t you use something like Telegram/Signal/WhatsApp and avoid the charges?
I literally promised an eye-roll per day in my vows. Can’t stop, won’t stop.
(Holiday inn)
I should have married you instead of my wife. She’s just not that into it…
hey Donna…