Reselling stale old Pop-Tarts as Poppop-Tarts

Poppop-Tarts: Back In My Day, We Didn’t Have Pop-Tarts!™️

Popcorn implies momcorn and a maizetriarchy.

Headcanon is that momcorn are those unpopped kernels at the bottom of the bag.

So fucking true

The truth is that just as – biologically – poptarts and momtarts are never victims of one another but both victims of hunger, so both together undergo being part of a complete breakfast they did not create.

-Simone B

GOOD post