I admit it, it’s true. Every since I got into Warhammer 40K I’ve had so much sex with tons of beautiful women. It’s gotten so bad that I now get an erection, every time I look at the Emperor of Mankind
‘now’ you get an erection when you look at the Emperor of Mankind?
Meaning… you didn’t before?
YES COMMISSAR, THAT’S THE HERETIC RIGHT THERE
Women will never be interested in my paranoid rants about big tech and surveillance states
Have you tried presenting them in the form of a sonnet? I hear chicks dig poetry.
My girlfriend said not too 😔 Can’t tell if she thinks it would be too effective and I might attract other women or if she doesn’t want to hear it 🤔
Holy shit that’s my comment lmao. I’m going through top posts and just upvoted my own damn comment because I thought it was funny. I really legitimately laughed at my own joke
You underestimate your potential.
Isnt ShoeOnHead the lol so random XD right wing grifter
No
She’s not but I stopped watching her once she started comparing kinksters with drag queens and saying both should not be in Pride because of kids.
She has opinions but she’s not right wing. Far from it actually. She just has some really bad takes.
Big yikes on that take from her. I know nothing about her, I just had this quote saved and thought it suitably hilarious to share.
Pretty sure she’s being sarcastic here. That’s her whole schtick.
Pretty sure? I thought the Lemmy audience was better at detecting sarcasm than Reddit ☹️ I guess I’ll have to keep on using sarcasm tags here too then.
Nah, Im 100% sure, but for whatever reason I dont like to be so assertive when I speak.
Fair enough 🙂
Gotta account for folks at different places on the spectrum. Some people can’t help but interpret things literally.
It’s not a problem with the platform, any online setting that has diverse enough views are going to require that. To get away from them you need to just put out views that basically everyone agrees with, which can be done by either sticking to echochambers or just having absurdly accepted views.
This also only happens among people who don’t know eachother. Smaller groups usually know eachother well enough to Intuit intention, or at least have no compunction against asking for clarification.
Absolutely
But I am a whore😞
That’s no defence for hate. How about just… not putting that trash out here?
lol
That’s how satire works. Do you think she unironically believes men get into 40k to impress women?
Wait…Why else would you get into 40k except for the women?
The fame and the money
Don’t forgot the power.
For the Emperor.
FOR THE IMPERIUM!
I can’t imagine going through life being this sensitive to absurd sarcastic jabs. For the sake of my sanity, I have to cross my fingers and hope you were just badly joking along, too.
The point is making fun of men who legitimately believe this is true about women. 🤦♀️
Watch a Shoe video before you try labeling her.
Again, it’s sarcasm, not hate.
Wait, so gay men dont develop interests ever?
Us here would be people men want to fuck
Furiously scanning through the “LGBT flags” results from DuckDuckGo like it’s an Audubon Bird Guide trying to nail down the “ABisexual Meg White Transwoman” thing she’s got going on. You’d think the flag colors would be a gimme, but noo, trolls be trolling.
Too cute, with her studded leather jacket shoulders. She knows too much. Namechecking Warhammer like she’s been on 4Chan recently. Sus. Saw her vent. Possible girldick. Missing top for 196. Her people need her.
I dunno on what drugs you’re on, but it’s high time for you to finally go to rehab
Wtf are you on about you weirdo
Also, that’s an american flag with pink lighting
none of these words were in the bible.
what the fuck are u on about
Reckon greentext might leak over here more than Reddit. Hopefully the ratio of chud:not will go down and moderation will be standardized before it gets gross. That, or this is a good, esoteric Andrew Bowser-esque comedy bit they’re doing.
Pug Jesus, I just want to say, thank you for all of the content. Especially over at NCD. The majority of posts I see, come from you. Thanks for sharing to all the relevant places.
Just trying to keep a little life in here while the Fediverse finds its feet!
Here’s a picture of my pug for your effort.
Oh my goodness, what a little blessing they are!
That blessing has the rage of a pride of lions, I haven’t been abused so much by a dog as much as that beautiful little bitch and she’s only 14 weeks old lol.
If that pug dies for my sins I’m going to be very upset.
Don’t worry, it’s my job to die for the sins of mankind; redeeming the evil we have committed by the blessing of small respiratorially challenged dogs. They are holy and make us better
Praise PugJesus!
whore
well this is causing me to learn things about myself.
wait, that’s how you impresses girls? oh shit I’ve been doing it all wrong.
Don’t worry, it has to be painted good to impress the ladies.
why are you so cruel?
Just keeping it real, don’t rely on your Warhammer minis to pull chicks, gotta have a backup like winning a regional MTG tournament to really be rolling in the ladies
Reality is cruel.
Well, shit, there goes my chances.
Don’t be ridiculous not all women are gonna want your ratchet 40k hand painted figures. Some of us have class and want d&d hand painted figures.
if it can’t at least be a proxy in my army you’re too high maintenance anyway
Not gonna lie. Guys who put that much passion and attention to detail into their hobbies: That’s hot yo.
My only hobby is motorbikes. I am unsure of how to put a lot of detail onto that hobby.
However. Throttle goes vroooom
Do your own maintenance, maybe get into modding them a bit. Definitely room for details.
Or track days. It’s the little things that count when you’re rocketing down a track at a buck sixty.
I’ve only had mine for about a month now. So, I haven’t had the chance to do too much on it. But I’m looking forward to adding little bits and pieces.
And yes, I really want to do a track day, I just don’t wanna fuck the bike.
What do you like about motorbikes? Is it the bike itself? The ride? The journey on the open rode?
I do like the idea of doing a gigantic roadtrip on a motorcycle. Biking across the US would be a bucketlist item for me.
I’ve ridden coast to coast across the US a number of times with just the things I can fit on the bike and camping wherever I can find a spot. It’s definitely worth it and you can do it on almost any bike so it doesn’t need to be crazy expensive either!
I just love bikes. I think it’s the huge adrenaline rush from them. And they feel amazing to ride. And the power is amazing. The community is also super friendly. The way they make feel as well, I just can’t describe it. Best I can try is, I haven’t met anything or anyone that I’m constantly excited to be around. Or that I don’t get bored after a while. I’ve only had my big bike for about a month. But I’m always itching to go out. Even after coming home.
I’m not American. But if there is one thing I want to do over there, it is a road trip around America on a bike. Or Australia. Definitely the auto bahn in Germany. And I have no issue with packing light. All I need is a phone charger, money for petrol, and a few pairs of underwear.
They know! Abandon your miniatures!
Only 1:1 models for me from now on!
Functional 1:1 models, of Power Armor!
“models”
You’re gonna need some impressive interests.
I’ve always liked Battletech and MechWarrior
Reminds me of an episode of ‘Cheers.’
Womanizer Sam realizes that everything he’s ever done was to impress women. Played baseball to impress the ladies; brought a sports car to impress the ladies; brought a bar to have a cool job. Then Rebecca points out that he loves the 3 Stooges and all woman hate that stuff…
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I don’t think being a sysadmin in the fringes of the internet can impress a girl
I’m dunno dude I’m swooning
Wait, you’re a Redditor AND a Discord admin? Oh my god… 💦💦💦
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~[Shh, the trick is having a discord friend group]~
Who wouldn’t for Mr. Belch, Administrator of Systems.
Senior admin, probably. Or at least he should be, by now. Can you tell I’m bitter?
It doesn’t impress boys either
Sadly when I talk about it I am the nutjob
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poke…poke…
Feels stupid.
r/RedditMoment
Oh wait…
Dam the spirit of reddit does live here too, huh ?
Turns out it had nothing to do with reddit, this is just how some people are
This doesn’t read like a neckbeard. It reads like a man who’s had his life destroyed by a woman.
Those pesky females, always destroying kind gentlesirs. I mean, I showed you my katana collection where is my sex? Life destroyed.
Damn, you’re right
At first I wanted to punch him
Now I want to buy the dude a beer and let him vent
This why I don’t tell anyone from there about this place.
what
Yeah, I litelarly had no interests before I got married. Now, even less.
