FourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agoThe person who invented video advertisements with audio on gas pumps needs to be flayed alivemessage-squaremessage-square90fedilinkarrow-up1182arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1181arrow-down1message-squareThe person who invented video advertisements with audio on gas pumps needs to be flayed aliveFourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square90fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarevegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·3 months agoThats not bazinga brained or invasive enough
minus-squareMilksteaks [he/him]linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 months agoI got it billboards that have an RFID and zap ads to your cars display and crank the volume. Also a future version that ques to play on your retina when you’re done driving for people with a neural ink chip installed. That or que ads in your dreams
minus-squareMayoPete [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoIf I start getting sleep ads I will not sleep until I find the CEO fuckface who invented this and give em the Trotsky treatment
Thats not bazinga brained or invasive enough
I got it billboards that have an RFID and zap ads to your cars display and crank the volume. Also a future version that ques to play on your retina when you’re done driving for people with a neural ink chip installed. That or que ads in your dreams
If I start getting sleep ads I will not sleep until I find the CEO fuckface who invented this and give em the Trotsky treatment