There might literally not be one single person on the planet less qualified to speak to the issue of “reasonable spending” than the guy who spent $44 billion dollars to make everybody hate Twitter.
He also took billions in government subsidies and ordered the construction of a car tunnel with LED lights and zero safety measures. That one was a success for its intended purposes, however; it prevented the construction of mass transit rail in California.
I think he made that up after the fact once it became abundantly clear how dumb hyperloop was. US states, generally, don’t need the help of a billionaire to stay car-brained public transport deniers.
He never wanted improved mass transit in California, so even if he bumblefucked into that outcome, it’s still serendipity for him.
Instead I quote myself for free
That guy could like pay for people to crew tall ships and sail around doing mock pirate battles and treasure hunts or whatever fantasy he wanted to live out.
And he chooses to do this.
or whatever fantasy he wanted to live out.
His fantasy is to be the universally beloved meme master.
He could build a Martian colony set and probably enough dorks would volunteer to larp worship of God-king musk of the funniest memes.
The guy has a terminal lack of imagination.
His imagination is so vast and profound that he once posted a picture of his future vision for his fantastical Martian colony.
It was a picture of a many-laned highway with cars on it. With a red filter.
And before this stunt, he was re-tweeting (or should I say, “re-Xitting”) Pepe frog Frenworld memes. He literally reposted plagiarized Frenworld content, just like an incel basement dweller.
Well shit, I guess he was a professional quote-maker all along.
In this moment I am euphoric. Not because of any phony God’s blessing. But because I have a nice rack.
I’d post the “nice argument, however…” meme, but
At this moment, he is euphoric. Not because of DEI woke mind viruses, but because he has brought the light of consciousness to the stars.
Eh?
Had to count the number of words, just to see if it hit the magic 14
thirst for power
narcissismWell, it’s more like 10 billion now and dropping.
I guess you could argue about all that in 2016, but we’ve seen what he did and what he’s willing to do now, to be pretty fucking certain none of these things will ever happen under a republican president, and even less so under another Trump presidency.
Only the democrats have the know-how to protect their “nation of immigrants” from being invaded by hordes of immigrants while not changing the imperialist policies that cause mass immigration in the first place! Kamala is brat and girlboss and republicans could never do genocide as good as her.
Great man theory is a cancer on society. Elon thinks he’s one of them.
It’s closely related to that whole “dae le simulation theory” and its consequent belief that people the believer dislikes must be “NPCs” too.
Oh but when I get high off my own farts I’m a pervert?
Yes.
“Fuck both these fascist pieces of shit. I long for the day they are both dead and in the dirt.” - roux
It brings me some comfort to know for a fact that Elon Musk is worse at being a Poster than I will ever be at anything
It’s practically his job, too
The bourgeoisie is in it’s decadent phase and we should mock them and then annihilate them
I usually don’t quote myself but sometimes I do.
I usually don’t quote myself but sometimes I do.
I usually don’t quote myself but sometimes I do.
I usually don’t quote myself but sometimes I do.
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We rolled some lame ass billionaires
Imagine Ted Faro, but not smart at all and the robots can’t do shit.
No (immediate) planetary apocalypse, but the downside is you have to live through his extended midlife crisis.
The APOLLO subordinate function was woke
