• SoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    It is true. You know how your phone begins to drain it’s battery when it gets older? That’s because the CIA turned on the cancer rays. Getting a new phone helps because it takes some time for the CIA to discover that you’ve got a new phone.

    This is why you should use burner phones btw.