• TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
      4·
      2 months ago

      I’m effeminate. I drank an appletini out of a cocktail straw while I changed the oil in my motorcycle the other day.

      • thefartographer@lemm.ee
        2·
        2 months ago

        That sounds like a really good way to accidentally drink antifreeze.

        Not that I’m judging. If antifreeze weren’t secretly delicious, then why do they color it like Jolly Ranchers???