Everyone who’s ever edited a document: oh there’s now a blank page at the end of this Word document, time to get rid of that!
Word: no
Everyone: please delete
Word: shan’t
Everyone: * frantically presses delete backspace delete*
Word: answer me these riddles three
*laughs in LibreOffice*
I don’t like that it insists on resetting to that Liberation font whenever I make a new line though