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ickplant@lemmy.world to Raccoons@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

Ever seen a partially shaved raccoon? Now you have!

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Ever seen a partially shaved raccoon? Now you have!

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Raccoons@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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  • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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    Looks like he’s wearing nothing at all

    nothing at all

    nothing at all

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      Stupid sexy raccoons…

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            Shaking it for a new fur suit.

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    So smooth!

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      Whatever their skin routine is, it’s doing a decent job. You’d think trash pandas would be collecting blemishes.

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        Having your skin protected from the sun at all times really helps.

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    That’s just a raccoon in a spandex. You can’t fool me!

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    You can’t just show pictures of me in the bathroom without permission. You’ll be hearing from my lawyers.

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    A long time ago my roommates and I shaved just the tip of our cat’s tail, like the last two inches. It was absolutely hilarious.

    People are going to crucify me for animal abuse but I swear the cat was totally cool with the process.

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      I mean, it’s a dick move, but doesn’t qualify as abuse imo. No harm would come from it by itself, and if the cat didn’t object at all, it’s not worth arguing about.

      But my grandparents had to shave their cat’s tail for a few years. He would suck on it, and in the process pull out hairs, which would end up with sores where they had been pulled. So the vet said to keep it shaved down, if the cat would tolerate it. The cat did, and no more issues.

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      I mean if you only fid it once and the cat was not hurt by it I personally would not call that abuse. Sure you did it for no reason but the cat did not really suffer for it.

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      Did he give you a dirty look after he saw the result?

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        She didn’t care at all but it brought everyone who visited much amusement.

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          That sounds hilarious. I don’t see how that is abuse.

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    Remarkably racoon shaped actually.

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    I low key want to know that racoon’s skin care routine. Flawless.

  • DominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.works
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    Thanks, I hate it!

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    That is a MOSTLY shaved raccoon.

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    Looks just like a naked old man’s bottom.

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      I’d imagine an old man bottom to be more hairy and wrinkly though.

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    Once I saw a raccoon poop and I was like “no way raccoons poop that big” but this does tell another story.

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      Oh, they do. It has a distinctive, raggedy kind of look to the turds, doesn’t it? Filled with all kinds of potential for disease.

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    But…why?

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      I’m gonna need some context for this. Why is Patrick Stewart dressed like a bard?

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        Happy to Oblige

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          Oh wow, that’s a blast from the past! Thanks for linking it!

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          Such a hilarious show, Extras was

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        You’re in for a treat

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    Tell JD Vance that’s a cat about to be dry rubbed.

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      RFK Jr appears from the mist

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    Nope, too smooth, way too smooth.

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      yeah im like I can’t get my chin like this with just some hair clippers.

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