• Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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    3 months ago

    I faked trombone all the way through middle school. Adam, the kid next to me, knew how to play trombone and could read the music as well. What I did was create my own system of trombonal slide positions, numbered 1 through 6. Then I would watch where Adam moved his slide with each note played, and I would write the corresponding number from my system above each note on my paper.

    I leached you like a vampire, Adam.

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      3 months ago

      you created your own system for actively refusing to learn to play normally. lol

      i mean good job too I guess but I think just practicing would have been less effort.

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      3 months ago

      This is especially funny because I think there’s only 7 positions on a typical trombone anyway, and unless you have godlike lips can only hit 3 or 4 octaves across those. i played trombone through high school and it’s like the easiest instrument, haha.

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        3 months ago

        Yeah, that’s why I’m stuck playing with one hand, never properly learned notation

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      3 months ago

      I did the same for the piano tbh. I was better at rhythm games than parsing sheet music so I’d practice and memorise pieces on something like Synthesia.