The trigger word to activate the Epstein assassin is “avocado toast”.
Yknow I hadn’t thought about it, but now I do wonder if he knows anyone who might epstein him. Probably a low chance, but with sex trafficking you never know who else is part of the web
epstein, mcaffe, and diddy didn’t kill themselves
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs is on suicide watch while awaiting trial at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn
hmmm,
On August 10, 2019, guards found American financier and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein unresponsive in his jail cell at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in New York City
they are gonna put him in the exact same cell just to fuck with us
edit: apparently they are actually different buildings
I think Epstein was in Rikers which is in Queens
Epstein died here…
Metropolitan Correctional Center
Address: 150 Park Row, New York, NY 10007
MDC, which houses 1,600 inmates — many of whom are awaiting trial — is known for being dangerous and understaffed, with a high number of deaths and suicides. In their motion for Combs to be granted bail, his attorneys wrote that “several courts in this District have recognized that the conditions at Metropolitan Detention Center are not fit for pre-trial detention,"
“Just earlier this summer, an inmate was murdered,” the legal team added. “At least four inmates have died by suicide there in the past three years.”
Retribution? His lawyers argued in a high-profile case that the facts demonstrate incompetence at keeping people alive while imprisoned. There is a shithead angle that could be like:
“Oh, so your lawyers pointed out how much we suck at keeping people alive? Time for the padded cell. That was your concern after all, we’ve addressed it.
