• FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world
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    31 minutes ago

    “have you ever done any drugs?” “oh yes, tons. Everything under the sun” “nothing? Not even Marijuana? Sober as a judge you are!”

  • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago

    “Why did you join the Army?”

    “Government didn’t like it when I killed people back home so I let them fly me out here and now I get little prizes for it.”