• superkret@feddit.org
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    9 months ago

    The elites don’t want you to know this but the cars at the dealership are free
    you can take them home.
    I have 458 cars.

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      9 months ago

      If you ask for a test drive, they just trade you keys for your “license” and you can print those at home. Plus, a sales associate will often hop in the passenger seat to come home with you. Free car and a free sales associate. They will probably have a driver’s license with them, too, so rinse and repeat.

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      9 months ago

      I would like to buy some from you. Money is in the strawman account. Promise.