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      No! It’s the females’ fault that men are feeling bad about themselves, didn’t you know?

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    • Prevents OP from forgetting their backpack.

    • is a bitch

    Hmmmmmmm…

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      If OP said “Bitch, I blah blah blah” then it could be argued that it’s a figure of speech and not directed towards the waitress… but OP said “Fucking bitch” with no comma, so it’s clearly directed at her.

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      His crippling meatball addiction. She can never know he fell off the wagon. I’ve seen it before. You think it’s a safety food, the easy pick off the menu. Then you hear something messing with the trash cans late one night, go out to check, and there’s your neighbor, in their underwear, six cans deep into a Chef Boyardee overload.

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    It’s not the second pizza that is so bad, it’s the fact that anon couldn’t wait to get home before scoffing the second pizza that makes him a fat ass.

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      It might not have been particularly malicious, but your interpretation is a bit of a stretch. Besides, this never happened.

      Something similar might have happened a few times, but never to original OP.

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    Speaking as someone who used to travel for work (different place every day, sometimes multiple), eating in your car is super depressing and uncomfortable. Why not go home and eat it?

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      When I used to go onsite, for me home was an hour to an hour and half each way, and most of my coworkers had a 45 mins drive home in traffic. I suspect that’s why most do it. It’s your only chance for solitude.

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        No, I mean that this person is clearly not at work and free to go wherever to eat their pizza. I know eating in a car is uncomfortable so I’m just scratching my head at why the 4chan OP would want to eat a whole pizza in there.

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          Ahh yeah I see what you mean. Good point, I also find it uncomfortable, but its at the cost of letting your food cool off

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      “Do these pants make my butt look fat?” “No dude, your butt makes your butt look fat”

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    one time after a really bad breakup i went into a pizza place (thin crust, personal sized pizzas, “artisan” but local so not expensive) and kept ordering pizza after pizza. by the third one they seemed to think i was a food critic or something, brought a glass of wine to pair with it

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      Nah, they felt bad that you housed 3 pizzas by yourself and hoped some alcohol would cheer you up.

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    “fucking bitch” describes the greentext poster (assuming this is even real) not the girl.

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            Thankfully, no. I actually can eat, it’s just very not fun and there’s like a 50/50 chance of throwing up. The doctors just keep telling me to change my diet like that’ll solve everything (it won’t, I tried).

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              Finding a doc that is actually interested in listening and thinking about you shouldn’t be as hard as it is. The industry has their carrots and sticks all wrong imo, they’re rewarded on quantity. At this point the best option is to be lucky, second best is to become an expert in your condition and do their thinking for them.

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                Currently working on the second option. I bet if money was taken out of the equation the industry would change pretty quick, but then the billionaires wouldn’t get their precious yearly raise.

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    Always get a backup pizza. Order an extra to-go with your dine-in pizza so it seems like you have a plan with the second pizza. You can never have too much pizza.