They’re all fake, just in case anyone’s wondering.

Need a bag of apples with a Mountain Dew Gushing Granny label.

Mountain Dew flavored condoms with the catchphrase “Do the Dew!”

Contains no artificial ingredients…except for the artificial ingredients. Heheh.

I thought it was shampoo at first and was thinking “you know what, not such an awful idea” hah

Now Dew lube. Hello Baja Blast!!

cancer in many colours and flavors

230 calories per bottle

The serving size is BOTTLE?!