FOX: “Innocent bystanders struck by dangerously large slices of pizza as the unaffiliated Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles chase Footclan through the streets of New York in their illegally-modified van.”
Tucker Carlson: “I don’t mind telling you… these Turtles make me feel unsafe.”
Is that the TMNT van?
FOX: “Innocent bystanders struck by dangerously large slices of pizza as the unaffiliated Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles chase Footclan through the streets of New York in their illegally-modified van.”
Tucker Carlson: “I don’t mind telling you… these Turtles make me feel unsafe.”