Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful youā€™ll near-instantly regret.

Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutā€™nā€™paste it into its own post ā€” thereā€™s no quota for posting and the bar really isnā€™t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many ā€œesotericā€ right wing freaks, but thereā€™s no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iā€™m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged ā€œculture criticsā€ who write about everything but understand nothing. Iā€™m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyā€™re inescapable at this point, yet I donā€™t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnā€™t be surgeons because they didnā€™t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canā€™t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

Last weekā€™s thread

(Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this)

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    speaking of the Godot engine, hereā€™s a layered sneer from the Cruelty Squad developer (via Mastodon):

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    a post from Consumer Softproducts, the studio behind Cruelty Squad:

    weve read the room and have now successfully removed AI from cruelty squad. each enemy is now controlled in almost real time by an employee in a low labor cost country

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      and also speaking of Godot ā€” does anyone doing game dev right now have a good source for placeholder assets? I just finished all the introductory tutorials for the engine and now I want to flex what Iā€™ve learned a bit

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          nice! it seems like Kenneyā€™s a pretty popular choice for this kind of thing. Iā€™m kinda tempted to grab their Asset Forge tool to quickly bang out some lo-fi semi-custom models, but I donā€™t know how its workflow looks for animations and materials. in the worst case, maybe itā€™ll save me from half of the spiral learning curve that is Blender?

          the synty pack looks really good! at a glance it seems like their assets come rigged for Unity ā€” maybe thereā€™s a converter thatā€™ll allow me to convert that rigging into the format Godotā€™s animation system wants

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            was curious and threw some search queries at the internet. looks like there are a couple of convertor tools out there, although I obvies canā€™t comment on relative merits worth a damn without spending some time staring at innards and docs/usage

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            I donā€™t know how materials work in Asset Forge, but they have a guide on their site for exporting models to animate with Mixamo: https://kenney.nl/knowledge-base/asset-forge/rigging-a-character-using-mixamo. You could also animate things like moving platforms or doors in-engine with an AnimationPlayer.

            Speaking of Asset Forge, Kenny Shape is a similar thing for quickly throwing assets together. It has a really fast 2D workflow for creating 3D models that reminds me of Doom mapping a little bit. For lo-fi levels, you might also like Crocotile 3D or the combo of TrenchBroom + Qodot. Crocotile is great for repurposing 2D pixel art tilesets from itch or OpenGameArt into 3D assets, and Trenchbroom/Qodot is a more fully featured level editor Iā€™ve seen people work crazy fast in.

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              oh thatā€™s awesome! I was wondering how Iā€™d do fairly large levels for a 3D space, and it turns out the answer is that neither quake-style mapping nor competent tiling systems will ever go out of fashion

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      I think Zuckeberg has been saying the silent part out loud since day one.

      People just submitted it.

      I donā€™t know why.

      They ā€œtrust meā€

      Dumb fucks

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      Canā€™t really say Iā€™m surprised that Mr Facebook takes this attitude. His whole fortune is built on the belief that aggregating and hosting content is more valuable than creating it

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      As always with plagiarism, regardless of what they say they always, always, always act out of a complete disregard for the value of whatever theyā€™re ripping off.

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      I trained a neural network on all the ways Iā€™ve said that I hate these people, and it screamed in eldritch spectra before collapsing into silence.

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      hmm, I meant to link that when I saw it, guess I forgot. whoops :D

      but yeah, entirely unsurprising from the guy who literally started by harvesting a pile of data and then building a commercial service off it. facebook and parentco should be ended, his assets taken for public good

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    i wouldnā€™t want to sound like Iā€™m running down Hintonā€™s work on neural networks, itā€™s the foundational tool of much of whatā€™s called ā€œAIā€, certainly of ML

    but uh, itā€™s comp sci which is applied mathematics

    how does this rate a physics Nobel??

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      https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c62r02z75jyo

      Itā€™s going to be like the Industrial Revolution - but instead of our physical capabilities, itā€™s going to exceed our intellectual capabilities ā€¦ but I worry that the overall consequences of this might be systems that are more intelligent than us that might eventually take control

      šŸ˜©

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      Theyā€™re reeeaallly leaning into the fact that some of the math involved is also used in statistical physics. And, OK, we could have an academic debate about how the boundaries of fields are drawn and the extent to which the divisions between them are cultural conventions. But the more important thing is that the Nobel Prize is a bad institution.

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          Image description: tweet from the official Nobel Prize account. Text reads,

          Congratulations to our 2024 medicine laureate Victor Ambros āœØ

          This morning he celebrated the news of his prize with his colleague and wife Rosalind Lee, who was also the first author on the 1993 ā€˜Cellā€™ paper cited by the Nobel Committee.

          #NobelPrize

          Blake reaction description: sighing and muttering, ā€œyep, assholes will assholeā€

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          Wow. Congratulations to Rosalind Lee for her colleague and husbandā€™s nobel. I can only dream of one day having my spouse be recognized with such prestigious accolade for something we have done.

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        a friend says:

        effectively they made machine learning look like an Ising model, and you honestly have no idea how much theoretical physicists fucking love it when things turn out to be the Ising model

        does that match your experience? if so iā€™ll quote that

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        yeah, takes from physicists i know range from ā€œwtfā€ to ā€œitā€™s plaaausible with a streeetchā€

        looking through the committee, I see Ulf Danielsson is notable on AI mostly for being skeptical (he writes pop sci books so people ask him about all manner of shit)

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      This work getting the physics nobel for ā€œusing physicsā€ is reeeeeeal fuckin tangential

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    Donā€™t know how much this fits the community, as you use a lot of terms Iā€™m not inherently familiar with (is there a ā€œwelcome guideā€ of some sort somewhere I missed).

    Anyway, Wikipedia moderators are now realizing that LLMs are causing problems for them, but they are very careful to not smack the beehive:

    The purpose of this project is not to restrict or ban the use of AI in articles, but to verify that its output is acceptable and constructive, and to fix or remove it otherwise.

    I justā€¦ donā€™t have words for how bad this is going to go. How much work this will inevitably be. At least weā€™ll get a real world example of just how many guardrails are actually needed to make LLM text ā€œworkā€ for this sort of use case, where neutrality, truth, and cited sources are important (at least on paper).

    I hope some people watch this closely, Iā€™m sure thereā€™s going to be some gold in this mess.

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      The purpose of this project is not to restrict or ban the use of AI in articles, but to verify that its output is acceptable and constructive, and to fix or remove it otherwise.

      Wikipediaā€™s mod team definitely havenā€™t realised it yet, but this part is pretty much a de facto ban on using AI. AI is incapable of producing output that would be acceptable for a Wikipedia article - in basically every instance, its getting nuked.

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            it is impossible for a Wikipedia editor to write a sentence on Wikipedia procedure without completely tracing the fractal space of caveats.

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        Iā€™d like to believe some of them have, but itā€™s easier or more productive to keep giving the benefit of the doubt (or at at least pretend to) than argue the point.

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      Welcome to the club. They say a shared suffering is only half the suffering.

      This was discussed in last weekā€™s Stubsack, but I donā€™t think we mind talking about talking the same thing twice. I, for one, do not look forward to browsing Wikipedia exclusively through pre-2024 archived versions, so I hope (with some pessimism) their disapponintingly milquetoast stance works out.

      Reading a bit of the old Reddit sneerclub can help understand some of the Awful vernacular, but otherwise itā€™s as much of a lurkmoar as any other online circlejerk. The old guard keep referencing cringe techbros and TESCREALs Iā€™ve never heard of while I still canā€™t remember which Scott A weā€™re talking about in which thread.

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      Donā€™t know how much this fits the community, as you use a lot of terms Iā€™m not inherently familiar with (is there a ā€œwelcome guideā€ of some sort somewhere I missed)

      first impression: your post is entirely on topic, welcome to the stubsack

      techtakes is a sister sub to sneerclub (also on this instance, previously on reddit) and that one has a bit of an explanation. generally any (classy) sneerful critique of bullshit and wankery goes, modulo making space for chuds/nazis/debatelords/etc (those get shown the exit)

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      you use a lot of terms Iā€™m not inherently familiar with (is there a ā€œwelcome guideā€ of some sort somewhere I missed).

      weā€™re pretty receptive to requests for explanations of terms here, just fyi! I imagine if it begins to overwhelm commenting, a guide will be created. Unfortunately there is something of an arms race between industry buzzword generation and good sense, and we are on the side of good sense.

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    the mozilla PR campaign to convince everyone that advertising is the lifeblood of commerce and that this is perfectly fine and good (and that everyone should just accept their viewpoint) continues

    We need to stare it straight in the eyes and try to fix it

    try, you say? and whatā€™s your plan for when you fail, but youā€™ve lost all your values in service of the attempt?

    For this, we owe our community an apology for not engaging and communicating our vision effectively. Mozilla is only Mozilla if we share our thinking, engage people along the way, and incorporate that feedback into our efforts to help reform the ecosystem.

    are you fucking kidding me? ā€œwe can only be who we are if we maybe sorta listen to you while we keep doing what we wanted to doā€? seriously?

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      How do we ensure that privacy is not a privilege of the few but a fundamental right available to everyone? These are significant and enduring questions that have no single answer. But, for right now on the internet of today, a big part of the answer is online advertising.

      How do we ensure that traffic safety is not a privilege of the few but a fundamental right available to everyone? A big part of the answer is drunk driving.

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        How do we prevent huge segments of the world from being priced out of access through paywalls?

        Based Mozilla. Abolish landlords. Obliterate the commodity form. Full luxury gay communism now.

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        What a pisstake. Shit I donā€™t want to use palemoon, are there any other browsers???

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      the purestrain corporate non-apology that is ā€œwe should have communicated our vision effectivelyā€ when your entire community is telling you in no uncertain terms to give up on that vision because itā€™s a terrible idea nobody wants

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        ā€œitā€™s a failure in our messaging that we didnā€™t tell you about the thing youā€™d hate in advance. if we were any good we wouldā€™ve gotten out ahead of it (and made you think itā€™s something else)ā€

        and the thing is, thatā€™s probably exactly the lesson theyā€™re going to be learning from this :|

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    PC Gamer put out a pro-AI piece recently - unsurprisingly, Twitter tore it apart pretty publicly:

    I could only find one positive response in the replies, and that one is getting torn to shreds as well:

    I did also find a quote-tweet calling the current AI bubble an ā€œanti-art period of timeā€, which has been doing pretty damn well:


    Against my better judgment, Iā€™m whipping out another sidenote:

    With the general flood of AI slop on the Internet (a slop-nami as Iā€™ve taken to calling it), and the quasi-realistic style most of it takes, I expect weā€™re gonna see photorealistic art/visuals take a major decline in popularity/cultural cachet, with an attendant boom in abstract/surreal/stylised visuals

    On the popularity front, any artist producing something photorealistic will struggle to avoid blending in with the slop-nami, whilst more overtly stylised pieces stand out all the more starkly.

    On the ā€œcultural cachetā€ front, I can see photorealistic visuals becoming seen as a form of ā€œtechno-kitschā€ - a form of ā€œanti-artā€ which suggests a lack of artistic vision/direction on its creatorsā€™ part, if not a total lack of artistic merit.

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    Proton continuing to do pointlessly stupid and self-destructive things:

    https://infosec.exchange/@malwaretech/113257047424000919

    Theyā€™re basically admitting they didnā€™t pay an influencer to spread misinformation about public wifi in order to sell VPN products, they just stole her likeness, used her photo, and attributed completely made up quote to her.

    But it was a joke guys! We did a satire! Iā€™m totally certain I know what satire is!

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      The logical conclusion of normalizing ā€œSocial Media Managerā€ as a role in companies is that as they get better at their jobs and become more believable, the average corporate communication will trend towards 13-year old edgy shitposter. God I feel old.

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        every time I get mail ā€œeven a šŸ¤ teensy bit like this! šŸ¤©ā€ from serious-company I have actual financial dealings with, a part of me dies inside

        and itā€™s getting more goddamn frequent too

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        Imagine, a corporation finding their own voice, as a proper signal of their awareness of their customers. Nope, gotta sell your soul to tech stocks.

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      I really think that Naomi Klein pointing out the brand being the product created a wave of tech entrepreneurs who reacted by making the user experience the product and now weā€™re seeing how bad they are at the most basic brand maintenance.

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        Plus they create brands that cultivate a following that is not compatible with corporate growth interests. Proton are like Mozilla, they wanna play with the bad kids but they promised their parents theyā€™d come straight home

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      translate technically fiddly instructions of the type where people have trouble spotting mistakes, with patterned noise generators. what could go wrong

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      Earlier today, the Internet Archive suffered a DDoS attack, which has now been claimed by the BlackMeta hacktivist group, who says they will be conducting additional attacks.

      Hacktivist group? The fuck can you claim to be an activist for if your target is the Internet Archive?

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        Training my militia of revolutionary freedom fighters to attack homeless shelters, soup kitchens, nature preserves, libraries, and childrenā€™s playgrounds.

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          conservative who supports homeless shelters, soup kitchens, nature preserves, libraries, and childrenā€™s playgrounds for accelerationist reasons

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          The average orange site hacktivist libertarian. They are just mad about the hypocrisy you see.

          (This post was sponsored by the hn guy who was mad at the tech guy who stopped doing startups as he had not given back all the money. Btw the actual communications of sn_blackmeta seem quite weird, talking about the global zionists the devil and having a certain ā€˜im 16 and this is deep and edgy qualityā€™. For ex see this).

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            Maybe one day self-righteous computer crackers will get over the V for Vendetta, apocalypse cult, latin chanting, hooded robes, ā€œwe are anonymoos we are a legionella we do not froggerā€ aesthetic and I can stop cringing about it.

            Fucking goofy ahh KKK shit.

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      I feel like the Internet Archive is a prime target for techfashy groups. Both for the amount of culture you can destroy, and because backed up webpages often make people with an ego the size of the sun look stupid.

      Also, I canā€™t remember but didnā€™t Yudkowsky or someone else pretty plainly admit to taking a bunch of money during the FTX scandal? I swear he let slip that the funds were mostly dried up. I donā€™t think it was ever deleted, but thatā€™s the sort of thing you might want to delete and could get really angry about being backed up in the Internet Archive. I think Siskind has edited a couple articles until all the fashy points were rounded off and that could fall in a similar boat. Maybe not him specifically, but thereā€™s content like that that people would rather not be remembered and the Internet Archive falling apart would be good news to them.

      Also (again), it scares me a little that their servers are on public tours. Like itā€™d take one crazy person to do serious damage to it. I donā€™t know but Iā€™m hoping their >100PB of storage is including backups, even if itā€™s not 3-2-1. Iā€™m only mildly paranoid about it lol.

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        it scares me a little that their servers are on public tours

        frankly, the entire design of IA is more than a bit fucking stupid for the purpose it serves. ā€œoh hey hereā€™s the whole IA, right in this building over hereā€ is just galaxybrained derpery

        physical goods I can understand central-point (or some centralisation) in archive management, but ffs weā€™re multiple decades into knowing how to build things differently

        (stance contextualisation: while Iā€™m glad that the IA exists, Iā€™m not an unreserved stan of it. there are a couple other notable concerns with it, alongside the thing I just mentioned)

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      Reduce your time-to-insight

      I do not think that word means what they think it means.

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      Synthetic Users uses the power of LLMs to generate users that have very high Synthetic Organic Parity. We start by generating a personality profile for each user, very much like a reptilian brain around which we reconstruct its personality. Itā€™s a reconstruction because we are relying on the billions of parameters that LLMs have at their disposal.

      They couldā€™ve worded this so many other ways

      But I suppose creepyness is a selling point these days

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      the only positive is that their carousel pitch is at least honest about the desire

      and that list of companies whoā€™ve supposedly used it is telling, I guess

      the rest of thisā€¦.oh dear god

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        If you mention SpaceBattles we also need to add Sufficient Velocity for completenessā€™s sake.

        Thereā€™s another one that focuses mostly on erotic fiction but since thatā€™s not really my bag Iā€™ve forgotten what itā€™s called. And I think itā€™s not as big as SB and SV anyway since that user base is mostly on AO3 these days.

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      itā€™s kind of comforting that the current attitude towards generative AI in some tech spaces is ā€œof course it canā€™t do cognition and it isnā€™t really good for anything, who said it wasā€ which is of course rich from the exact same posters who were breathlessly advertising for the tech as revolutionary both online and at work as recently as a couple of weeks ago (and a lot of them still hedge it with ā€œbut it might be useful in the near futureā€). the comfort is it feels like that attitude comes from deep embarrassment, like how the orange site started claiming it is and always was skeptical of crypto once the technology got irrevocably associated with scams and gambling and a lot of the easy money left

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        I was watching a h0ffman stream the other day when someone happened to bring up autoplag in some context. didnā€™t see the asking context, but h0ffmanā€™s answer warmed my heart. paraphrased: ā€œwhat would you want to use that for? you wouldnā€™t steal a mod, why would you want to use a prompt? that stole from artists. fuck that shit.ā€

        (h0ffmanā€™s one of the names in the demoscene, often plays sets at compos, does some of his own demos, etc)

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        yeah, thereā€™s a stench of desperation from the defenders

        of course, as with crypto, there are uses (in the case of crypto , nothing legitimate). And it will be going to be a fallback for fondlers to point them out (for example, I believe that auto-generated audiobooks are viable, if theyā€™re generated from actual books)

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      these chuds lack self awareness and they never realise that by moving the goalposts on brain stuff they are admitting their own idiocy.

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      I did not expect to be tricked into reading about the nighttime erections of the man with the most severe midlife crisis in the world.

      he has 80% fewer gray hairs, representing a ā€œ31-year age reversalā€

      According to Wikipedia this guy is 47. Sorry about your hair as a teenager I guess? I hope the early graying didnā€™t lead to any long term self-esteem issues.

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        Alternatively, he only had 5 gray hairs to begin with I guess? Iā€™m more concerned about the fact that heā€™s apparently taking time to set a timer whenever he gets hard at night. I donā€™t want to yuck anyoneā€™s yum, but Iā€™m pretty sure youā€™re doing it wrong if youā€™re taking time out of the experience to collect those metrics.

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          If he collects enough metrics, he could make a horrendously cursed blogpost out of it like Aella

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      The Network School offers Johnsonā€™s healthy food and a fitness program called the Blueprint Protocol. He claims that after three years of following his blueprint the duration of his night-time erections totals 179 minutes, ā€œbetter than the average 18-year-oldā€

      Yeah, this is a very normal diet thatā€™s advertising itself in very normal ways.

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        Iā€™m trying to imagine the kind of wacky gross VR body tracking setup youā€™d need to measure that metric while asleep and all Iā€™m coming up with is mutilated Powerglove

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          thatā€™s because youā€™re discounting quantified dating, and the scorecard he gives partners to fill out

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            my first thought reading this was that you meant it could be a deterrent to burglars. then I imagined a pair of increasingly nervous burglars timing his erections and freaking out as it hit 179 minutes. ā€œwe gotta bail man, thatā€™s longer than the average 18 year oldā€

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      When I was adjusting to a high fiber diet for medical reasons I couldnā€™t figure out why I was so incredibly hungry despite eating enough.

      Then I realized ā€œhuh, I havenā€™t had any fat at all for the past weekā€ and went and made myself four slices of buttery toast and they were so tasty.

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      I want a menu!

      What do you think is the venn diagram of ā€œpeople who go to The Network Schoolā€ and ā€œmen who believe in the meat-only dietā€? I imagine thereā€™s a lot of crossover

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    neil turkewitz coming in with a wry comment about AIā€™s legal issues:

    And, because this is becoming so common, another sidenote from me:

    With the large-scale art theft that gen-AI has become thoroughly known for, how the AI slop it generates has frequently directly competed with its original work (Exhibit A), the solid legal case for treating the AI industryā€™s Biblical-scale theft as copyright infringement and the bevvy of lawsuits that can and will end in legal bloodbaths, I fully expect this bubble will end up strengthening copyright law a fair bit, as artists and megacorps alike endeavor to prevent something like this ever happening again.

    Precisely how, Iā€™m not sure, but to take a shot in the dark I suspect that fair use is probably gonna take a pounding.

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      To my mind, the cover of ā€œresearchersā€ using the public internet to seed products commercialized by OpenAI and friends is the biggest betrayal of fair use in recent memory. The big companies cynically exploited the research exception to fair use and possibly destroyed in the future.

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      Hey ChatGPT, write a novel titled OpenAI Gets Pounded In the Ass by Pterodactyl Lawyers, in the style of Chuck Tingle.