• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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    1 day ago

    Oof.

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    "Oh, Bent Fin, I once ate some whale carcass that tasted like ten year-old rotten potatoes mixed with toxic waste and it was slimy like nothing else on earth. I can close my eyes and still remember it. And that was still better than that chud.

    “And he was alive. How is that even possible?”

    “I have no idea. But I can’t wait to shit that guy out.”

    “Me too, buddy. Me too.”