Alt: A photo with the text “Would you press this button?” And two images representing options: option 1 is “50% chance of becoming a billionaire” with an image of a shovel full of money, and the other “50% chance of becoming this” being an image of Astolfo, a character from Type-Moon’s “Fate” anime/manga/VN series noted for crossdressing as a cute girl, and is commonly identified as a LGBT icon.
Ew. Rather not…
Worry about who was exploited for all that money.
Can I just be a millionaire? 750,000 aire?
Easily. Step 1: become a billionaire, as in the image. Step 2: create 999 millionaires. Congratulations, you’re now a millionaire!
Who wants to be a millionaire?
What if it was exclusively enthusiastic Fox News viewers?
I wouldn’t want to exploit the already overexploited mentally ill people
more exploitation for me to do
It’s magic. Just like the transformation.