• jaybone@lemmy.world
        5·
        20 days ago

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        • Perry@lemy.lol
          3·
          19 days ago

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  • JackGreenEarth@lemm.eeEnglish
    17·
    20 days ago

    But don’t you see, a guy ate a fruit once that God knew he would eat, and that he didn’t have the free will not to eat, in a situation that God set up, so now every person that exists deserves eternal torture? /s

    • BossDj@lemm.ee
      5·
      20 days ago

      No because God came down and fake sacrificed himself and asked himself to forgive everyone, and he said yes to himself.

      Plus by then he’d already murdered pretty much the entire population except the ones he liked by drowning.

      • JackGreenEarth@lemm.eeEnglish
        3·
        19 days ago

        But you still have to believe that it happened, and depending who you ask, act according to some rules to be affected by the sacrifice

  • FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world
    9·
    20 days ago

    Couldn’t God have just populated the earth with male and female copies of Jesus, who would all just tell the serpent to fuck off? Wouldn’t that have been fine? Less child rape and cancer of the eye etc. Just sayin…

    • j4k3@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      20 days ago

      Ole sky wiz made and failed at 99.9% of all life that has ever existed and made a redundant universe that is at least fifty times the size of the visible universe just so they could put conservative misogynist men in play around a half dead star thirteen and a half billion years after they started this project. Logical efficiency is not part of the equation. Circular god logic dictates if you’re not convinced by belief in belief leafy leaf belief belief, it’s not imaginary friends if leaf we do all it… Hey look, a Q-tip can pass straight through the hollows between my ears… What were you saying.

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      20 days ago

      Yeah but then the GM couldn’t come in with his GMPC and roleplay as the sanctimonious asshole Paladin saving all the heathens if there weren’t no heathens to save.