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minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 hours agoJust eat a handful of sugar-free gummy bears every morning before you leave for work and it will be so super easy to poop and clockwork regular.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvernlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 hours agoI think if you’re going to take a daily laxative you should just get an actual laxative.
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 hours ago“Actual”? Sugar-free Gummy bears are legit laxatives and they are adorable gelatinous bears that come in fun colors with great flavors.
Just eat a handful of sugar-free gummy bears every morning before you leave for work and it will be so super easy to poop and clockwork regular.
I think if you’re going to take a daily laxative you should just get an actual laxative.
“Actual”? Sugar-free Gummy bears are legit laxatives and they are adorable gelatinous bears that come in fun colors with great flavors.
Calm down, Haribo sales rep.