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going on Shark Tank with my idea for a rat-shaped solar-powered alarm clock that uses a scent cartridge to smell up your room in the morning

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going on Shark Tank with my idea for a rat-shaped solar-powered alarm clock that uses a scent cartridge to smell up your room in the morning

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Sorry bro, we just approved a $100 Nintendo alarm clock that doesn’t do anything your phone doesn’t already do
frauddogg [they/them, null/void]@hexbear.net
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“Dead rat miasma alarm clock” has kept my ribs locked in orbit since I read it; I blame Vegeta

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