how many of the bathrooms in the Capitol do you have to control to unlock the magic government bonus

thats the crème de violette talking

belly belly belly belly

I thought it was going to be about the medical TV show

waste of time

gin, the most wretched of all alcoholic beverages

finally, somebody willing to say it

death to fireworks

if she wins the democrats will take it as an unlimited endorsement of their genocidal behavior

Trump v2 would be funnier, which makes it less likely.

wait, I thought the funnier option is the one that usually happens

the machine will continue operating whether or not the rituals are performed

if we make the rules complicated enough, then it’s not our fault when the system grinds children into a paste

this will probably be the last one I bother with

fuck this shit

they want so much for the teacher of Life to show up and pat them on the head for doing all the homework

“son, you can walk to the moon if you want it hard enough. no, I’m wise and experienced not an utter fool, why do you ask?”

unlimited suffering on the genocide-supporting suburban fucks with their ‘HARRIS WALZ… OBVIOUSLY’ banners and yard signs. I hope they eat dogshit until their stomachs burst

oh no I hoarded wealth and fed off my children like a tick and somebody got mad at me

feeling irrationally angry that you didn’t take a picture

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