PALM BEACH, FL—Outlining his ambitious plans for a potential second presidential term, Republican candidate Donald Trump reportedly made a pledge Thursday to use an obscure 18th-century law to marry his daughter. “We’re moving full steam ahead with ‘Operation Ivanka,’” said Trump, who credited his policy advisors with working around-the-clock for months to discover the loophole […]
Terrible attempt at satire, completely unbelievable.
Why would Trump ever worry about the law?
He can’t order anyone to force her until he’s crowned by the Supreme Court.
Then he’ll make it an Official Act.