I haven’t found Mimir’s Fountain yet, so I still have both eyes…
Oh and also, my beard is not white (yet).
My first: thought: I haven’t been given good enough reason to pluck out my own eye.
Just wear the patch. Manifest the desire, and eventually you’ll find your reason! Believe in it, and you’ll pop that ooey, gooey superball outta the socket with a spoon in no time!
I haven’t hung myself from Yggdrasil to gain the knowledge of the runes yet
So random little aside, because you’ve said a thing, and I have a thing I enjoy talking about. I don’t need more of a reason than that, stranger.
In a series of urban fantasy short stories I’ve been writing, a super old term for runic witches (witch being a gender neutral term) is “children of Odin” or “Odin’s heir”
That’s all. I’m just really proud of that terminology, and I just think it’s neat. Like a potato.
You also gotta find Mimir and give him an eye to drink from his well of wisdom. Then after her gets beheaded you gotta keep his head around to talk to sometimes.
You need to also pierce yourself with your own spear. So there is that
Any witches willing to accept two eyes and a Labrador lmk
My name isn’t Mr. Wednesday
Genetics :( been growing it out for 4 months and my facial hair isn’t even an inch long :( I’m 33, dammit
At best, i get Keanu’s beard, but minus all the star power and fame that makes it work.
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I’m sorry, beardless brother. One day our time will come! Here’s hoping for cheap hair transplants in the near future!
Wanna swap? I get that in like 2 weeks and I’m so fucking sick of shaving.
Honestly, yeah. My face would benefit from some obstructed viewing lmao
Getting stopped randomly in the street by people trying to find weed or the Greek Orthodox temple, that’s what.
Ay bruh, you know the way to Eleusis?? I’m tryna get faded on that kykeon and meet Dagon and get them mad good tips on agriculture, know what I’m sayin???
Pretty much, yeah.
My beards getting there but my taxidermy skills aren’t quite as on par
Step 1: Befriend two crows.
Step 2: Name them Hugin and Munin.
Step 3: …
Step 4: RAGNAROK!!!
Hooked beaks, feather “mane”, big as hell. Those are ravens, dude’s cosplay is inaccurate🤓
Huginn is fine but Muninn keeps trying to peck my good eye out.
Growing a beard
Step 1: Be Odin.
I’m getting there. Been feeding the neighborhood crows and they start going crazy happy when they see me now
Not sure how anyone could see this Pic and not think of this!
It was a clear allusion to Wødën, Odin or the all father.
It’s references all the way down
Can’t grow a beak nor feathers
Jackdaws don’t like me. My shinies aren’t good enough, I guess?
