Yeah, set it over there, Greaseball.

FF Tactics. But the OG Twisted Metal was the first haha

I like what an old boss of mine used to say about being in sales; “Pigs get fed, hogs get slaughtered.” I don’t pity the hogs.

Hulk smash!

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Best flavor affirmative.

Hey, I play Plague Inc too!

KOSA. But yeah, same level of religious fuckery. They want to impose big brother because it’s easier to root out dissent.

It’s an apt analogue for what we should all expect from the DOGE; burning to death while everyone watches in terror.

Oh for sure - and the nutters will be saying it’s ‘divine mandate’ since he survived those assassination attempts. We ain’t seen shit yet.

Aww come on, maybe your kid will have super powers then, like an extra arm or glowing in the dark. Where’s your sense of adventure?

No I’m not!

…is that the “Dark MAGA” bullshit he’s throwing out there?

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Hail Allfather!

I mean in his defense… This is an onion article after all. It’s only mostly believable.

Gotta take the rubes for everything they’re worth. I wonder how many inheritances that fucking guy has sacked.

No rum ham‽