Sales people too.

Don’t need a soul, but can’t go anywhere without a pitch book and work box.

cooked is more appropo

This is the equivalent of spam – “NOW IN REAL LIFE! ™”

Did they illegally park while selling dick pills?

It was closer than I’d care to admit, but no.

The map looks awful, but empty land doesn’t vote.

…poetic, isn’t it?

I’m so happy I was introduced to the 'net in the 90’s - when the mantra was “don’t believe everything you read on the internet.”

It’s too bad that fell out of vogue.

As a webdev, can confirm

Definitely entertaining! They re-released the original trilogy when they put out the most recent installment, and there are several communities with walkthroughs and tips/ tricks. About as close to tabletop D&D as you can get, on a linear path of course.

Shit is amazing tho, fr

Belgian beer.

Mic drop

LOAD"*",8,1

Yeah, set it over there, Greaseball.

FF Tactics. But the OG Twisted Metal was the first haha

I like what an old boss of mine used to say about being in sales; “Pigs get fed, hogs get slaughtered.” I don’t pity the hogs.

Hulk smash!

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Best flavor affirmative.

Hey, I play Plague Inc too!