oleorun@real.lemmy.fan to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoNot just for kids: Goldfish crackers announces name change to appeal to adult snackerswww.usatoday.comexternal-linkmessage-square73fedilinkarrow-up1239arrow-down112file-textcross-posted to: weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan
arrow-up1227arrow-down1external-linkNot just for kids: Goldfish crackers announces name change to appeal to adult snackerswww.usatoday.comoleorun@real.lemmy.fan to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square73fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan
cross-posted from: https://real.lemmy.fan/post/7604429 Marketing majors stay fed and housed for another year.
minus-squarecybervseas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up86·2 months agoThey’re temporarily renaming them “Chilean Sea Bass Crackers”.
minus-squareproudblond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47arrow-down1·2 months agoI thought you were joking. How is this not the Onion?
minus-squarecybervseas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·edit-22 months agoIt’s nottheonion 🙃 Edit: also it’s marketing! It works. It got us talking about a snack product that no one ever talks about. We’re doing it right now.
minus-squareBen Hur Horse Race@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoi was just talking about goldfish two days ago
minus-squareripcord@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoI was just talking about Goldfish an hour ago when I got some Goldfish for me and my kid.
minus-squaresome_designer_dude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoI was just talking about Chilean Sea Bass and how much I detest fish in general! This new name puts me off.
minus-squarefsxylo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·2 months agoUnfortunately thinking about them dredges up memories of the taste of cardboard. So I will not be buying them.
minus-squareiamtrashman1312@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoAnd while I hate that, it isn’t going to result in me buying any of said shit tier snack
minus-squareChaosCoatilinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoFor one week. And they can only be bought online.
minus-squareschizo@forum.uncomfortable.businesslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoWell, it’s clear they’ve spared no expense.
They’re temporarily renaming them “Chilean Sea Bass Crackers”.
I thought you were joking. How is this not the Onion?
It’s nottheonion 🙃
Edit: also it’s marketing! It works. It got us talking about a snack product that no one ever talks about. We’re doing it right now.
i was just talking about goldfish two days ago
I was just talking about Goldfish an hour ago when I got some Goldfish for me and my kid.
I was just talking about Chilean Sea Bass and how much I detest fish in general!
This new name puts me off.
Unfortunately thinking about them dredges up memories of the taste of cardboard. So I will not be buying them.
And while I hate that, it isn’t going to result in me buying any of said shit tier snack
For one week. And they can only be bought online.
Well, it’s clear they’ve spared no expense.
Thank you.