• CuriousRefugee@lemmy.ml
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    20 days ago

    Maybe he just likes summer breaks as well. Then he gets back in the fall, and is all like “oh shit I need a new plan to kill that kid, uh…maybe I can send a man rat to sleep with his best friend? It’ll take me at least until the spring to get that going, though.”

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      “M-my Lord…”
      “Yess? What is it Pettigrew?”
      “Y-your appearance, my Lord… w-won’t the others ask questions about w-where you’ve been?”
      “Oh pleasse. Like I’m the first Dark Lord to get a tan.”
      “I was… I was r-referring to y-your Hawaiian shirt, my Lord.”
      “…”
      “Look, my luggage was delayed at Gatwick and they said they’d deliver it today. Okay?”