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Cake day: June 6th, 2023

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  • He was subjectively an untalented man but when he was at college the FBI kept prank calling him as part of a fun test, where they’d call him “Supafreak” and then hang up giggling.

    As expected, this broke him and so he spent the rest of life downtown and created impressive art out of everyday junk and used DHL to ship them to company addresses.

    In his tone poems (yes he was a psycho cereal muncher so he knows poetry) he scatted about how slavery could be a utopian vehicle.











  • Two words: Horse. Testicles.

    For every politician or TV pundit that has ever lied or misled the public in the direction of ignorance and hatred, I wish for them to receive a finely wrapped and bowed package containing nothing but horse testicles.

    Don’t let this just be a christmas tradition. For just £2 a month, you too can sponsor a politician to recieve a gift every single week. Think of the difference it would make.