The thing with the Jedi mind trick is that only Jedi’s think it works.

Everyone else just see a scary lightsaber guy asking them to repeat a sentence and are more than happy to comply if it means they get left alone.

There’s a limit to how much you can pretend though.

• Letting an old man and a kid drive through a checkpoint? Fine, someone else’s problem.

• Handing over all your life savings for a bad deal? Uh, no actually.

relevant yoosernaim

I feel like liver and onions

no I don’t, you don’t know me

Do you remember what Lisa Maffia told you in 2003?

It’s an old WW2 story. They were trying to improve their bullets thus analysed the returning planes which had collected many. By siphoning the bullets out of the frame they could see which ones had the most luck, and could then manufacture luckier bullets.

Wood Bison looks healthier to me, despite all the negativity of the annotations

“WIIILLSOOONNN”

are you allowed to listen to music or read a book

Dark Magic

“make a copy of me, ditto!”
“sure, no problem”
*existential commentary*

I’m so glad that Kim Kardashian exists to inspire young people today…

exactly - well said, Spiderman

how have I lived my life without ever seeing this

Eh, this is fine.

I love the tired droopy eyes that comes from decades of staring at bad code.

Not good code, never good code. Good code you glance at once and it makes your heart sing.

No, bad code keeps you up at night, staring into the void between the whitespace until you can make out the subpixel colouring of your own sad reflection gazing recursively in upon itself broken only by the jagged stack limit threshold of the hateful morning sun casting a bad enough glare for you to hiss under the covers for a brief respite before you repeat the same process again.

well when a mommy asymptote and a daddy asymptote meet on opposite ends of an infinite grid, they give birth to a finite area that is carefully and lovingly defined, until the mommy asymptote runs away with a thick veiny fat curve that rules her world, and the daddy asymptote just stands there night-after-night watching them bisect each other

oh Turkey, you goofball! 🙈 😜

I still get the shakes

I wish door to door fireworks salesman were more common