• Letstakealook@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    It would be prudent for a sentient species with such long lifespans to practice planned procreation rather than multiplying exponentially like a culture on a petri dish.

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      2 months ago

      There’s the Elven Rope that’s light as a feather and strong as steel. No reason there could not have been the Elven Condom that’s thin and impermeable.

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        2 months ago

        I’m sure they had them, but they’re incompatible. Can’t make Elven Ropes while wearing an Elven Condom.

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      Fair enough, but I think we can agree that Tolkien elves were bad at planning