• Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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    27 minutes ago

    I was expecting this to be a video where her tits bounce in an elevator. Thoroughly disappointed.

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    6 hours ago

    I make brief eye contact, purse my lips to form a half-smile, and nod my head downward. Then i move to an open corner of the elevator, i pull my phone out, and i end my turn.

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    Considering it’s only 8 seconds this must be the fastest fucking elevator ever so I’m probably screaming

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      10 hours ago

      The elevator is actually out of order, she likes hanging in there, but you leave as soon as you see it doesn’t work

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    11 hours ago

    Second 1: introduce myself

    Second 2: Andrew Tate pose

    Second 3: obtain phone number

    Second 4: go on date

    Second 5: head home with them

    Second 6: get touchy

    Second 7: undress

    Second 8: get off at my floor because I already came at second 1.

  • iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works
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    15 hours ago

    Absolutely nothing, because I wouldn’t want a stranger to talk to me in an elevator and I was raised to do unto others.

  • The Giant Korean@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    The modern mind is in complete disarray. Knowledge has stretched itself to the point where neither the world nor our intelligence can find any foot-hold. It is a fact that we are suffering from nihilism.

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    14 hours ago

    Lady in red. It’s a simulation, no experiment is going to show anything worthwhile.

    “Look again.”

    looks

    “Fuck, I wish you’d stop doing that, Morpheus.”