Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days agoNow your Honor, I may be a simple country lawyer; but my client here isn't running an illegal lottery to influence an election. He's running a fraudulent illegal lottery to influence an election.hexbear.netimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1165arrow-down10
arrow-up1165arrow-down1imageNow your Honor, I may be a simple country lawyer; but my client here isn't running an illegal lottery to influence an election. He's running a fraudulent illegal lottery to influence an election.hexbear.netPosadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square45fedilink
minus-squarefootfaults [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·4 days ago there’s a difference between “randomly” and “by chance” This lawyer should be thrown into jail for such an advanced case of lawyer brain
minus-squareEllenKelly [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoIt’s like a magic trick your Honour, we shuffle the deck of cards, we know where the cards are 🎩💫🐇
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoSophistry was such a hated practice in ancient Greece that sometimes sophists got stabbed and the local authorities would just look the other way because their bullshit artistry was that repulsive.
minus-squarefootfaults [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoI am now a Greek statue reply guy. RETURN.
This lawyer should be thrown into jail for such an advanced case of lawyer brain
It’s like a magic trick your Honour, we shuffle the deck of cards, we know where the cards are
🎩💫🐇
Sophistry was such a hated practice in ancient Greece that sometimes sophists got stabbed and the local authorities would just look the other way because their bullshit artistry was that repulsive.
I am now a Greek statue reply guy. RETURN.