• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    Me: About to buy my first home.

    Also me: Trump is going to be president??? Fuuuuuuck. May as well just light this big pile of money on fire!

    Aw hell…doesn’t matter anyways. Pennies don’t melt…

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      13 hours ago

      Not only pennies do melt, they are more valuable once molten. It’s just illegal to do it.

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      13 hours ago

      Also me: Trump is going to be president??? Fuuuuuuck. May as well just light this big pile of money on fire!

      Invest in prison stocks. Watch them go to the moon.