Hestia [comrade/them, she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 days agoHow long until we get a fuckable twink as president?message-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up172arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up172arrow-down1message-squareHow long until we get a fuckable twink as president?Hestia [comrade/them, she/her]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square30fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareEndMilkInCrisps [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·8 days agoYou have to be 35 to be president. 28 is twink death. So never.
minus-squareHestia [comrade/them, she/her]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·8 days agoThat’s it. I’m making a change.org petition.
minus-squareSoylentSnake [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·8 days ago 28 is twink death. speak for urself binch
minus-squareSoylentSnake [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 days agowho am i kidding ive only ever been “twink-adjacent”
minus-squareWhat_Religion_R_They [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 days agodamn, and we can’t even inject the twink with estrogen because that’s going to lose him 15 million votes instantly :/
minus-squarexj9 [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 days agoLesbians are immune to twink death. Also white people age crazy fast from my perspective. I thought twink death was more of a late thirties thing tbh
You have to be 35 to be president. 28 is twink death. So never.
That’s it. I’m making a change.org petition.
speak for urself binch
who am i kidding ive only ever been “twink-adjacent”
damn, and we can’t even inject the twink with estrogen because that’s going to lose him 15 million votes instantly :/
Lesbians are immune to twink death. Also white people age crazy fast from my perspective. I thought twink death was more of a late thirties thing tbh